How to lose your manhood.

Watch Sex and the City on the big screen, like this guy.

You can get your manhood multiple ways. Some people in some cultures go on a walkabout, some cultures they have to bring back something like a lion, some they just get to the right age, and others require a bumping and grinding. One thing is clear though.

If you go watch Sex and the City on the big screen you get kicked in the balls by another man, and that man has the right to take your manhood away. By right of culture he must, or watch his manhood taken away also.

What isnt quite clear is, can you ever get it back. I’d say its difficult, because you’d have to do something overly manly just to break even, much less get back the same amount of awesome that any self respecting man had before entering the theater with his women.. what, you went with one woman. Ouch. Oh you went alone. You’re screwed, might as well date guys.

Some suggestions if this has happened to you:

  • Beat up your best friend, sorry Dave.
  • Have sex with multiple partners, extra points for midgets and ugly people, cause that takes guts. (Make sure they’re not guys.)
  • Kill a bear, or lion… with your hands. (Not in a Zoo, in the wild.)
  • Jump out of an airplane, without a parachute.
  • Run down the street naked screaming, ‘I’m doing this for GTA IV.’
  • Brew amazing beer and send it to your friends who write blog posts about how you lost your manhood so that they’ll get drunk and delete the post.